Madonna has opened her catalog to the show "Glee," which provides a whole new world of songs for the cast to perform. While the first announced tune is Quinn doing "Papa Don't Preach" (because who better to sing a song about teenage pregnancy than the knocked-up cheerleader), it inspired us to think of our dream tunes for each of the show's stars.
"This Used to Be My Playground"
Performed by: Will Schuester
Let's save this one for when Will finally gets a brain in his head and breaks up with Terri, or at the very least when he finds out about her lies. Then he can walk around the high school halls where they met and lament how his life went wrong.
"Who's That Girl"
Performed by: Santana and Brittany
These little-utilized peppy Cheerios just sit in the back of the choir and perform dance moves and try and stay out of the fray. Let's give them a duet celebrating their mysterious natures.
"Material Girl"
Performed by: Kurt
There is no one at the school more obsessed with high-end fashion and material goods than Kurt, so this is just about the most perfect song for him.
"Justify My Love"
Performed by: Emma
A song about a woman brooding about the man she can't have because he's committed to someone else, while she sits by longingly waiting for him to realize that he's in love with her? Yeah, that fits Emma to a tee.
"Sooner or Later"
Performed by: Sue
This melancholy Oscar-nominated love song was inspired by "Dick Tracy" and we'd love another chance to see Sue in her Zoot suit.
"Express Yourself"
Performed by: Mercedes
This might be the perfect song for her to sing to Kurt when his first boyfriend doesn't give him the adoration he deserves.
"Vogue"
Performed by: Artie
A song about a dance that primarily requires moving your upper body is tailor-made for Artie. And he could sing it while surrounded by the girls in bustiers, since he deserves some female attention.
"Borderline"
Performed by: Finn
With his demanding pregnant girlfriend, his feelings for Rachel, his monetary issues, school, football, glee club, etc., something's going to have to give and we're guessing it'll involve Quinn pushing him to the borderline where he's going to lose his mind.
"Like a Virgin"
Performed by: Ken Tanaka
If he ever gets Emma to hold hands or -- god forbid -- kiss him, it'll feel like the first time to this lovelorn gym teacher with no toenails.
"Like a Prayer"
Performed by: Rachel
Picture it: Rachel wants the crew to win the state championships decides some help from above is what's needed. So she sits praying in front of a giant Jewish star with the entire choir backing her. That'd be awesome.
If you haven't caught the last episode of "Glee" yet, check it out right here:
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