Updated 2006-06-29 18:09:12
In Kay's bedroom at Tabitha's house Siren tried to knock Kay's memory back into her by clonking her over the head with a baseball bat. Miguel and Fox heard her hit the deck and when neither she nor Siren answered their request to open the door, they broke it open. Tabitha and Endora stayed on the edge of the action to stay as inconspicuous as possible. The guys wanted to know why Siren had hit Kay with the baseball bat in her hands and she told them that she'd seen a fly on Kay and started to swat it, but Kay fainted to the floor. Kay disputed that and though she seemed to be back to normal at first, it quickly became apparent that she still thought she was engaged to Miguel. She took Fox aside and told him that he should check his "girlfriend" Siren into a psych hospital because she told Kay she's a mermaid.
In the catacombs under Rome Theresa gloated to Whitney and Chad that she'd caught a photo of Gwen paying off J.T. Cornell with her cell phone and the duo were chasing her to get the photo. J.T. came running in and when he saw Chad and Whit were with Theresa he turned and headed another direction. Chad yelled at the girls to take care of Gwen while he got the chalice from J.T. When Theresa tried to show the picture to Whit the battery died. Whitney left to look for Chad and Gwen went into full on possessive wife mode and stomped Theresa's phone into pieces after they wrestled on the floor for control. Losing the phone stopped Theresa for a moment, but then she resolved to find J.T. since she was sure he still had the photo of him in bed with Rebecca and the answering machine tape that had Gwen and Rebecca confessing the tabloid story leakage. (Whitney ended up in the church praying for Alistair to be defeated and for a miracle that would let her be with Chad. As she prayed a light started glowing through a stained glass window and then a statue of the Virgin Mary came to life and told Whitney that she'd gotten her miracle and should go find Chad in the catacombs.) In another passageway in the catacombs Chad caught J.T with the chalice. J.T. used one of the bargaining chips he'd stolen from Alistair to work a deal with Chad. He asked Chad to let him go and he'd give him proof that he and Whitney could be together. Chad wanted to have the chalice to take back to the Vatican and forced the shocking info out of J.T. who had stolen the documents from Alistair's desk. It showed that Alistair and Liz Sanborn were really Chad's parents instead of Julian and Eve. In addition, it indicated that Liz wasn't Eve's half sister, but was adopted by Eve's mom when she married Liz's dad. Chad and Whitney were not related whatsoever. Whitney rushed in and Chad gave her the good news. As they embraced, J.T. got away. He didn't have the chalice, but he escaped. Theresa came upon them and heard the good news, but was preoccupied with finding J.T. to linger very long.
On a piazza in Rome the Alistair's goons battled against Luis, Ethan, and Noah. Beth wanted Alistair to keep them from hurting Luis and Fancy wanted him to keep the goons from hurting any of them. Occasionally Edna and Norma entered the fray to liven things up. Simone and Paloma wished that they could help and Simone got the bright idea to go to the police. They entered the police department and the lone policeman locked himself into an inner room since Alistair had paid off the department to stay away. Then Simone got an even better idea of enlisting the aid of the patrons of a lesbian bar to help them kick Alistair's gang out of town. Since Alistair was still instructing his goons to kill all of his enemies, Beth pulled a gun on him and demanded that he call them off of Luis. Norma saw the threat to "Daddy" and took it personally so she came to his defense. She hollered long and hard and the gun flew out of Beth's hand, flipped several times and landed in Alistair's hands. He paled suddenly as he heard the thunderous marching boots of Simone and her brigade of lesbian attackers. Alistair told Fancy that they would tear his body limb from limb.
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