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Dan weighs the options of giving up his boring garage job for a construction project with his pals (James Pickens Jr., John McConnell). Meanwhile, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) surfs the Internet---and becomes addicted.

After seeing Gary with his fiancée, Jackie is driven to an act of desperation with another man (Tom Arnold). Leon: Martin Mull. Crystal: Natalie West. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Bonnie: Bonnie Sheridan. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr.

Becky wants a motorcycle, while Darlene wants to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone. Tommy: Scott Burkholder. Walter: Walter Jacobson. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne s in hot water with neighbor Kathy (Meagen Fay), and at work she can t help but meddle in Leon s tiff with his lover (Michael Des Barres). Jerry: Danton Stone. Gil: Carl Franklin. Leon: Martin Mull.

Roseanne, who loathes her telephone-sales job, is hired for a new job only to find she lacks the skills required. Crystal: Natalie West. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman.

A lonely architect (Kevin Dunn) who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners and tries to buy their friendship. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old, and Darlene goes to a coed party. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman.

A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan s buddy Arnie (Tom Arnold), and the kissee is Roseanne (Roseanne Arnold). Dan: John Goodman.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family---and a fantasy involving two hunks (Brett Baxter Clark, Charles Wahlheim). Judge: Bert Parks. Dan: John Goodman.

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is asked to read her winning poem on Culture Night at her school, but she would rather stay home to watch a ball game. Mrs. Tubor: Eda Zahl. Melvin: Troy Slaten. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

In Roseanne s opinion, Becky (Lecy Goranson) is a daughter with a bad attitude, which is why she s been grounded. But in Dan s opinion, it s a battle for power between the two women. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss (Peter Smith) with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. Andrew: Christian Jacobs. Tina: Sonia Curtis. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it s cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan s visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

The cause of Darlene s mood swings is no mystery to Roseanne, but for tomboy Darlene it means growing up. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin.

Becky is eager for the dinner with Chip and his parents (Robert Harper, Andrea Walter) to come to an end, and Roseanne doesn t help matters by forgetting to turn on the oven. Johnny: Tony Crane.

While Darlene (Sara Gilbert) undergoes emergency surgery, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier. Coach Graham: John Walter Davis. Dr. Bryce: Lynne Thigpen. Nurse Chambers: Donna LaBrie.

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie, who hasn t returned from her trip to the market. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman.

Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it s cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan s visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

The cause of Darlene s mood swings is no mystery to Roseanne, but for tomboy Darlene it means growing up. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin.

Becky is eager for the dinner with Chip and his parents (Robert Harper, Andrea Walter) to come to an end, and Roseanne doesn t help matters by forgetting to turn on the oven. Johnny: Tony Crane.

While Darlene (Sara Gilbert) undergoes emergency surgery, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier. Coach Graham: John Walter Davis. Dr. Bryce: Lynne Thigpen. Nurse Chambers: Donna LaBrie.

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie, who hasn t returned from her trip to the market. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman.

During the family s busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops by---then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Cop: Oliver Darrow. Carol: Lee Garlington. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

An unannounced visit by Roseanne s parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) has the Connor house in an uproar. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne has trouble accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor. Faber: Fred Dalton Thompson. Lou: Michael Earl Reid. Crystal: Natalie West. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.

Roseanne and Dan are unable to console Becky (Lecy Goranson), who suffered public humiliation at school. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

By refusing to support Jackie s decision to become a cop, Roseanne fuels a bout of sibling rivalry, as does Darlene (Sara Gilbert), by tattling on Becky for looking at Dan s girlie magazine. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne, who loathes her telephone-sales job, is hired for a new job only to find she lacks the skills required. Crystal: Natalie West. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman.

The family goes wild with plans to travel to Disney World when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the garage. Stewart: Bob Fuller. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Becky: Sarah Chalke.

Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of Disney World in Florida. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Dan: John Goodman. David: Johnny Galecki. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Roseanne and Jackie pay a visit to their dad s other woman in Kansas City; Dan finds new respect for Mark after he physically confronts Becky s new boss (Joshua Rifkind). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family---and a fantasy involving two hunks (Brett Baxter Clark, Charles Wahlheim). Judge: Bert Parks. Dan: John Goodman.

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is asked to read her winning poem on Culture Night at her school, but she would rather stay home to watch a ball game. Mrs. Tubor: Eda Zahl. Melvin: Troy Slaten. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

In Roseanne s opinion, Becky (Lecy Goranson) is a daughter with a bad attitude, which is why she s been grounded. But in Dan s opinion, it s a battle for power between the two women. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss (Peter Smith) with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. Andrew: Christian Jacobs. Tina: Sonia Curtis. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana (Lindsay Fisher) play---with a little help from the Conner liquor cabinet. Karen: Dee Dee Rescher. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

When Roseanne is away, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills. Crystal: Natalie West. Chuck: Glenn Shadix. Ivory: Ivory Ocean. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the past when old pal Ziggy (Jay O. Sanders) cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike, along with memories of wilder days. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same chores she does at home. Marsha: Elizabeth Franz. Iris: Lori Tan Chinn. Debbi: Melora Walters. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Roseanne and Dan join Nancy and Arnie (Sandra Bernhard, Tom Arnold) when they decide to marry in Vegas. Part 1 of two. Alice Thurber: Lois Bromfield. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

David gets a job at a theme park---where he s transformed into a perky worker with an eerie smile. Doug: Sean O Bryan. Mr. Schlosser: James LeGros. Helga: J. Robin Miller.

Darlene drops a proposal---and a surprise announcement---on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day. David: Johnny Galecki. Roseanne: Roseanne. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo surgery for her back problems. Dr. Doogie Howser has a cameo. Dr. Dixon: Michael Bryan French. Dr. Foster: Nigel Gibbs. Nurse: Susan Krebs.

When Becky and Mark break up, Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief to have Mark out of their hair. Dean: David Allan Donah. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene. David: Johnny Galecki. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana (Lindsay Fisher) play---with a little help from the Conner liquor cabinet. Karen: Dee Dee Rescher. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

When Roseanne is away, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills. Crystal: Natalie West. Chuck: Glenn Shadix. Ivory: Ivory Ocean. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the past when old pal Ziggy (Jay O. Sanders) cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike, along with memories of wilder days. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same chores she does at home. Marsha: Elizabeth Franz. Iris: Lori Tan Chinn. Debbi: Melora Walters. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise. Marsha: Elizabeth Franz. Iris: Lori Tan Chinn. Mrs. Wellman: Deborah Mooney. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne doesn t share Jackie s enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life. Part 1 of two. Gary: Brian Kerwin. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Conclusion. Roseanne s meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has news to share. Gary: Brian Kerwin. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West.

Roseanne s wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman (Debra Mooney). Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Roseanne s opinionated, blue-collar outlook lands her a gig as a commentator on a TV talk show. Cindy: Challen Cates. Joe: Jeffrey Nordling. Don: Jerry Dunphy. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

Bev s passionate ballroom-dance instructor (Tony Curtis) makes a play for the newly divorced Jackie on the dance floor. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Agnes: Amzie Strickland. Carol: Kathryn Joosten. David: Johnny Galecki.

Jackie s therapist (Rondi Reed) wants to have a word with Roseanne, who s picked out just the man for Jackie---dull tax accountant Art (Dan Butler). Mike: Gil Montie. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne squirms when Rodbell employees must take a lie-detector test; and David gets fresh with Darlene but she won t talk to her mom about the incident. Leon: Martin Mull. Mr. Evans: Richard Riehle.

A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight while Roseanne acts like a baby fighting with Bonnie over the job Leon is vacating. Crystal: Natalie West. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise. Marsha: Elizabeth Franz. Iris: Lori Tan Chinn. Mrs. Wellman: Deborah Mooney. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne doesn t share Jackie s enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life. Part 1 of two. Gary: Brian Kerwin. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

Conclusion. Roseanne s meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has news to share. Gary: Brian Kerwin. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Crystal: Natalie West.

Roseanne s wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman (Debra Mooney). Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

On April 15, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting, and visit the local IRS. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Micheal Fishman.

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes shopping with Becky, while Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene (Sara Gilbert). Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday---but she s stricken with a case of writer s block. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Lending money to pal Arnie (Tom Arnold) comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for the luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Ken: Rick Dees. Kathy: Meagen Fay. Jerry: Danton Stone. Leon: Martin Mull.

Jackie s therapist (Rondi Reed) wants to have a word with Roseanne, who s picked out just the man for Jackie---dull tax accountant Art (Dan Butler). Mike: Gil Montie. Arnie: Tom Arnold. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Roseanne squirms when Rodbell employees must take a lie-detector test; and David gets fresh with Darlene but she won t talk to her mom about the incident. Leon: Martin Mull. Mr. Evans: Richard Riehle.

A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight while Roseanne acts like a baby fighting with Bonnie over the job Leon is vacating. Crystal: Natalie West. Leon: Martin Mull. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Dan pays dearly for keeping a secret from Becky and Roseanne about Mark s drunken evening at the Lobo Lounge. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Chuckie: James Pickens Jr. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Art: Dan Butler.

Roseanne spends a wonderful Mother s Day with her daughters, but learns there are strings attached to their gift. Norma: Dawn Davis. Jaime: Jaime Capone. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

D.J. s scholastic honor is the only light as the Connors financial future grows dim. Leon: Martin Mull. Mike: Mark Blum. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Arnie: Tom Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Dan and Roseanne look at Darlene in a new light after David (Johnny Galecki) spends the night. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Conclusion. Becky and Mark return to say good-bye, then fly the coop. Mark: Glenn Quinn. David: Johnny Galecki. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman.

Bev (Estelle Parsons) threatens to move to Lanford; and Jackie s got a new beau (Matt Roth). Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet-16 party, then sends her off so the adults can enjoy the festivities. Molly: Danielle Harris. Ty: Wings Hauser. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes. Crystal: Natalie West.

On April 15, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting, and visit the local IRS. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Becky: Lecy Goranson. D.J.: Micheal Fishman.

In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes shopping with Becky, while Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene (Sara Gilbert). Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.